My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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