Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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