I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
