I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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