You work out of a Hotel?
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
