Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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