Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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