quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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