Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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