I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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