I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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