I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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