You're so nebulous sometimes
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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