Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
foreskin is a definite game changer
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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