Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Come on in and take your pants off
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