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(845): View more from New York

don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter

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(908): View more from New Jersey

the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.

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(813): View more from Florida

I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.

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(718): View more from New York

im about as happy as oj after his trial

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(206): View more from Washington

Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.

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(314): View more from Missouri

I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!

(1-314): View more from Missouri

What?

(314): View more from Missouri

I have a yeast infection.

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(620): View more from Kansas

my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts

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(803): View more from South Carolina

It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now

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(224): View more from Illinois

Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.

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