I hate your face
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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