It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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