shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
