i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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