Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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