tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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