Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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