oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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