Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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