Define "chronic" masturbator.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
