after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Randomize
