this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
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