so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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