Hey man sorry I got all grabby
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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