Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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