found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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