Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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