a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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