i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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