Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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