I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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