she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
the liver wants what the liver wants
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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