Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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