So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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