I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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