Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Are we still banned from the library?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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