Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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