guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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