talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
NoShamevember. You game?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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