She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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Completed.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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