Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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