too bad you live with your parents still
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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