why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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