Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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