Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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